The Diaries of Adam & Eve

Translated by Mark Twain 1835 - 1910

ISBN 0-9658811-9-9 (acid free paper)

 

Read 2007 January 1 – 11

Reviewed 2007 March 30,

 

Mother gave this book to me for my 51st birthday, well in advance since she would be in the hospital recuperating from bi-lateral knee replacement surgery on the actual   day.  I was there too, though, and, from her hospital bed, she gave me something else.

 

The book was written late in Samuel ClemenÕs life, when he would understand his subject matter from long experience.  The presentation is of two diaries covering most of the same events at the beginning of the world, the Diary of Adam and the Diary of Eve.  They appear interlaced so the reader has dual perspective.

 

There are four major sections:  ÒAt First,Ó ÒAfter the Fall,Ó ÒAt EveÕs Grave,Ó and ÒIn the Present Day.Ó

 

This work is not a tome of theology but a recounting of the experiences of people who suddenly existed.  Adam sits around naming things, staying out of the cold and rain.  This Òother creature,Ó who he names Eve, is disruptive to his peace and comfort.  She flits around in all weather, talks all the time (naming things indirectly by doing so) and just generally makes the manÕs life less ordered.  And, sheÕs demanding.  When he goes off into the woods for a few days of peace, she gets lonely and lets him know.  She makes friends with her own reflection in the pool, but find that this friend has limitations.

 

They do interesting things like throw rocks and try to hit the stars, believing after considerable trying that they are É nearly there.  If this isnÕt an allegory for the entire human situation, I donÕt know what is.

 

Eve is also smarter, but they both have their roles.

 

A characteristic set of entries from Adam:

 

Sunday

 

Pulled through.

 

Monday

 

I believe I see what the week is for:  It is to give time to rest up from the weariness of Sunday.  It seems a good idea.

 

Tuesday

 

She told me she was made out of a rib taken from my body.  This is at least doubtful, if not more than that.  I have not missed any ribÉ

 

She is in much trouble about the buzzard; says grass does not agree with it, is afraid she canÕt raise it, thinks it was intended to live on decayed flesh.  The buzzard must get along the best it can with what is provided.  We cannot overturn the whole scheme to accommodate the buzzard.

 

Sunday

 

Pulled through.

 

EveÕs entries are much more verbose, introspective and stream of consciousness.

 

They are in some touch with God whom they know as the Lord of the Garden.  They hear a voice in the woods.  They receive instructions, rules.  Violation of the rules would have consequences.  They are confused by this.  They discuss it.  What is good and evil?  Adam has no idea.  What is death?  No one has any idea.  Eve wants fruit from that tree, canÕt grasp what the problem could be.  She says of knowing, ÒYes, I know it, but how vexatious it is.  Just because I canÕt know, I all the more want to know.Ó  They then go off and chase some creature from tree to tree, ultimately naming it Ôpterodactyl.Õ

 

Dinosaurs appear throughout the text for context.

 

Adam, though still vexed by Eve, grows to find her beautiful.  Sometime later there is another creature.  Adam thinks at first it is a fish, but Eve wonÕt let him put it in the water.  She hides with it for a time.  It grows slowly into another person:  Cain.

 

They are not together at The Fall, but Adam recognizes immediately what has happened.  All turn carnivorous (the buzzard must be pleased) and life becomes quite hard in an instant.  The Garden is lost.

 

Abel turns up one day inanimate.  They donÕt know why or have any conception of what could have happened.  They set him out and wait but he never moves again.  They are perplexed.

 

ÒAt EveÕs GraveÓ says, ÒWheresoever she was; there was Eden.Ó

 

It was a love story, and a tragedy, in the form of all flesh.

 

At the end, Adam is sitting in a bench in Central Park after visiting an exhibit on dinosaurs in the museum.  He sees a mother and child and remarks that the pair is much like the first such pair.

 

There is considerable background material in the volume as well, discussing Mark TwainÕs life and career and his own marriage and itÕs effects upon him.  These are clearly inextricable.